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Sunday, July 18th, 2010





Everyone and their momma who has an iPhone is going crazy with the Hipstamatic app right now to make their iPhone pictures look vintage. I don’t have an iPhone so I can’t use Hipstamatic for my photos but I can still HIP-ify my photos with the Poladroid program.

What I like about the software is that it makes my pictures look like the distinct Polaroid picture with the white border and the space at the bottom to write something. In addition it adds character to each photo by making the photo look like it was taken with an instant camera and the funny part is that it’ll add a “fingerprint” or two to really make it look like it was actually taken from a Polaroid and handled by a person. The program is easy to use once you download and install it. The interface is just a Polaroid camera image that is docked to your desktop then you can go into your document folders to find files, drag, and drop onto the camera for it to develop. It’s really fun to use, with sound effects and all.

When your Poladroid photos are “developed” you can add them to the Flickr group for others to see.

Free hugs!

Wednesday, July 14th, 2010

So I’m a big hugger. I like to hug people. I hug my family and friends and bffs and old classmates. I even hugged the nurse at Planned Parenthood who showed me there was a fetus in my belly when I was excited and confused and had suicidal thoughts running through my head.

Hugfest party of one!

Apparently now I’m also an arm rubber. I ran into an old classmate on saturday and I met his girlfriend who later became his fiance by the end of the night. I was a big ole bag o’ happiness to meet her and when I hugged him goodbye I also hugged his girlfriend then rubbed her arm. What the frig? It’s as if I can’t convey the love coming out of me well enough I have to show it in every hand gesture possible.

I’m weird.

Did you know…

Sunday, April 11th, 2010

that most slot machines are built to play C-major apeggios? Yeah. Think about that next time you walk into Foxwoods or Mohegan Sun or wherever you can find a slot machine.

Please tell me i’m not the only nerd who hears sounds from various machinery and tries to figure out what key it’s sound is… so my washing machine plays a delightful A major scale everytime a load is finished. And I think I once heard a weed wacker hum in G natural.

Am I the only one who plays this guessing game? Ok.

CSI Miami Joke

Friday, February 12th, 2010

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